Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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