But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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