Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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