He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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