You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
