I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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