I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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