Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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