ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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