I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You left your phone here
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