then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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