youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it because I queefed?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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