Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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