when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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