OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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