wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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