Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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