You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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