some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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