My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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