i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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