Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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