i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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