How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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