grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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