We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
