ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
