The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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