in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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