Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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