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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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