how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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