Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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