Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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