Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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