Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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