So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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