would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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