It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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