Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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