you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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