No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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