You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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