Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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