Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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