fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
zippers are such a cool invention
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
