She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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