I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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