We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
