Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
