I just pynch a tree in the face
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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