please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
