Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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